QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"I've heard she also fancies Teddy Sheringham. Perhaps she wants three lions on her chest "

Paul Gascoigne

GAZZA LEARNS HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS DATING GARY LINEKER

"The fact that I look like the Elephant Man is bad enough; it's his cowardice that upsets me most "

Ousmane Dabo

MAN CITY STAR ON "UNPROVOKED" ATTACK BY CLUBMATE JOEY BARTON

"It is wrong to suggest I see Sunderland as some sort of stepping stone to anywhere else "

Roy Keane

BLACK CATS MANAGER INSISTS HE HAS UNFINISHED BUSINESS

"Yes they do have a future in the game and we aren't going to overreact over this "

you've Malcolm Speed

ICC CHIEF PLAYS STRAIGHT BAT ON WORLD CUP UMPIRING FIASCO

"I think it might make our successful bid for the Olympics seem a gentle stroll in Hyde Park "

Sir Keith Mills

FORMER 2012 BID PLANNER ON HIS AMERICA'S CUP DREAM

"I guess when you've invested [pound]500 million it's a fantastic season to win the League Cup "

Rick Parry

LIVERPOOL CHIEF EXECUTIVE RUBS SALT INTO WOUNDED MOURINHO

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