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From the postulator: a few words to his candidate concerning hagiography
Commonweal, May 6, 2005 by Catherine Sasanov
Welcome to the posthumous world. Already you'll notice a few changes in your past-- Objects and persons best given to one-line explanations. Nouns trained to barely respond when I nudge them with verbs-- We can't have them taking on lives of their own. Today I found three-- cup, sheet, and hair-- willing to live under glass or be torn into relics. Coagulate's out-- When we think of your blood, housebroken's the word come to mind. Stigmata enough just to brim a small slit in each palm. I can't say we're pleased, but Madrid gets away with your best cuts of meat. Barcelona gnaws two of your ribs-- Just answer yes when you're prayed to in Spanish. Until you come up with the miracles getting you canonized, forget about sleep. Don't mistake light's matted mess for some sort of halo. You'll know one when you receive one from me. You must always remember the odor of sin, the smell that our souls make rotting inside us. I'll see you a saint-- Don't let God forget me-- Know me when you recognize my scent.
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