Everyone seems to be looking at their bank accounts with one eye closed these days. The cost of living in Melbourne isn’t just creeping up. It is sprinting. So you look around your house and realize you are sitting on piles of “value” that cannot pay a utility bill.
You have assets. You need liquidity.
The problem? The second you decide to sell something, the sharks circle. I have spent years moving assets, flipping items, and watching friends get absolutely fleeced because they were too polite to say no.
If you want to turn physical things into digital numbers in your bank account, stop acting desperate. Start acting like a business. Here is where you actually start, minus the polite chatter.
How to Sell Gold or Silver in Melbourne for Maximum Profit
Let’s start small but dense. Gold and silver.
Most people have a broken chain, an ugly ring from an ex, or a coin collection they inherited and threw in a sock drawer. When cash gets tight, this is the first thing people liquidate. It is also the easiest way to get ripped off.
I tested this out last year. I took a standard gold band to a kiosk in a shopping center, you know the ones. Bright lights, “CASH NOW” signs. The guy weighed it, tapped a calculator, and offered me about $180.
I knew the gold weight. I knew the carat. The scrap value was closer to $320. He was trying to take nearly half the value just for being convenient.
Do not be lazy.
If you want to sell gold or silver in Melbourne, stay away from shopping malls. Avoid pawn shops unless you enjoy losing money. You need a bullion dealer. These guys trade on margins of a few percent, not 50 percent.
Check the spot price before you leave the house. It changes every minute. If gold is sitting at $6,000 AUD per ounce, do the math on your gram weight. If a buyer offers you anything less than 90 percent of the spot price for scrap, walk away. Don’t be rude. Just leave. They rely on your ignorance.
Truth About Online Property Valuation Melbourne vs. Agent Appraisals
Selling a house is a different beast. It is slow, expensive, and emotional. Real estate agents know this. They feed on it.
I have seen it happen a dozen times in suburbs like Brunswick and Northcote. An agent walks in, tells you your 2-bedroom terrace is worth a fortune, and gets you to sign an exclusive authority. Then, three weeks later, they call you with a “market correction” speech and try to beat your price down.
It is a classic bait and switch.
You need your own data before you let a suit through the door. Start with a comprehensive online property valuation Melbourne service. There are plenty of free options. They are not perfect. They rely on algorithms and past sales data, which can lag behind the real market by a few months.
But they give you a number that isn’t influenced by a commission check.
Use that number as your armor. When an agent promises you the moon, ask them to justify the variance between the automated valuation and their pitch. Watch them squirm.
Look at the clearance rates. Last Saturday, Melbourne’s auction clearance rate hovered around 63 percent. That tells you the market is functioning, but it isn’t a frenzy. If you price your asset wrong, it sits. And a house that sits is a house that rots in the eyes of buyers.
Selling Used Cars: Private Listings vs. Dealer Trade-Ins
Cars are technically assets, but I hate calling them that. They are liabilities that bleed money.
If you have a second car gathering dust, sell it.
Here is the trade-off. You can trade it in at a dealer and lose 30 percent of its value instantly. Or you can brave the absolute cesspool that is Facebook Marketplace.
I sold a 2015 hatchback recently. I got fifty messages in the first hour. Forty of them were “Is this available?” bots. Five were lowball offers that were frankly insulting. One guy asked if I would swap it for a jet ski.
But I sold it for $4,000 more than the dealer offered.
Is your time worth $4,000? Mine is.
Take twenty good photos. Not three blurry ones in the dark. Wash the car. Write a description that answers every stupid question before they ask it. Then, be ruthless. Do not hold the car for anyone without a deposit. The first person with cash gets the keys.
The Hidden Costs of Quick Asset Liquidation
Converting assets to cash is work.
The world is full of middlemen trying to take a slice of your pie for doing nothing. The “We Buy Any Car” guys. The mall gold buyers. The agents who overquote.
They count on you being tired. They count on you wanting the money fast.
Speed costs you money. If you need cash in an hour, you will pay a premium for it. If you can wait a week, do your research, and negotiate with a straight face, you keep the margin.
It is your stuff. Keep the money that belongs to it.
